February 2012
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Blue Ivy Carter's very own tumblr. →
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Five Reasons to Smile Friday
1. Despite a terrible start to the week, it’s ending much better than expected.
2. My friends are coming to visit in two weeks!
3. Luke and I are going to our favorite Mexican place in Raleigh for dinner tomorrow.
4. I’m doing my taxes this weekend. Yes, I am a sadist.
5. This picture of a pug in a snow jacket:
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“Dress like you’re gonna get murdered in those clothes.”
– Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock
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Great. Now I gotta fear car wash murder.
At lunch today, Eva pointed out that one of her fears is being in the middle of an automatic car wash and someone jumping out and killing her. So now I have to worry about that too.
Just imagine all that soap on your windshield, and THEN… a face.
Yeah, I’m crying too.
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morethanali asked: Re: last text post. We are thinking EXACTLY alike today. Just remember...rack city bitch, rack rack city bitch. (I refuse to use chick, sorry bout it.)
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Things that are bullshit:
Valentine’s Day
The cost of everything on JCrew’s website
The fact that I am not currently in pajamas on the couch
Rick Santorum
My Facebook news feed
People
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“too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.”
– malcolm forbes. (via littlelaur)
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Exclusive Happy Endings First Look Video: Watch... →
Happy Endings is back tonight! You better watch. Or else.
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eliserichardson asked: I just wanted to let you know that i picked up the seche vite top coat and it is AH-MAZING! I will never buy anything else. keep up the good work :)
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“[A]ll parties agree that Proposition 8 had one effect only. It stripped same sex...”
– Judge Reinhardt, finding Proposition 8 to be unconstitutional.
Fist pumps at my desk, you guys. Read the whole opinion here.
(via fullcredit)
This is really, really great.
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True Confession Tuesday
I tried to eat my Mom’s eucalyptus plant once.
Because I was obsessed with the show Noozles on Nickelodeon, and wanted to see why koala bears loved it so much.
Turns out, the plant was fake.
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Chocolate Chip Banana Muffins
Here’s the recipe I used for the chocolate chip banana muffins:
Ingredients:
1 cup granulated sugar
4 ounces butter, softened (sub 1c applesauce for a more healthy version)
1 1/2 cups mashed bananas
2 large eggs (or 4 egg whites)
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup semisweet...
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“We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great...”
– A Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin
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Monday Check-in
Obsessing Over: What to have for lunch. I reaaaally should make the healthy choice but I so badly want some chips. Woe is me.
Working On: Remember when I said all the save the dates would be out last weekend? Ha. Ha. Ha.
Thinking About: A Clash of Kings. I finished Game of Thrones, and to say I am obsessed is putting it mildly.
Anticipating: Forcing myself into working out tonight, since I...
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Was I watching a different halftime show than...
While I don’t think Madonna was TERRIBLE, I would hardly say she “killed it” either. She looked like a woman trying not to fall in heels, for fifteen minutes.
Loved her outfits though.
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“Like eavesdropping? Then this show is for you!”
– SNL on Downton Abbey aka “Fancy Entourage”
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Ouch
Because I am a graceful, elegant creature, I fell off of a medicine ball at the gym on Tuesday and ripped most of the skin off of my knee.
The very same knee that is currently fusing with my jeans to make a skin/denim hybrid.
It hurts. A LOT.
Edit:
everydayk replied:
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Protip
Listening to Michael Jackson’s “Number Ones” makes the morning commute 127% better.
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